“That joke is old enough to be a senator in both of our times...”
TOGA PARTY
“Plowing a field is easier than plowing a man!”
“Wealth’s never found his way to my house, too damn blind.”
“You look like the kind of gay who does the hokey and the pokey.”
“Finding an honest, upright man is like finding a twink with two dicks.”
the dirtiest jokes in history
TOGA PARTY is a hilarious 75-minute standup/musical comedy adaptation of ancient Greek and Roman satires performed by Roman drag queen, Miss Julia Seizure. Featuring the works of Juvenal, Horace, Hipponax, and more; as well as scandalous songs from the 1780s-1950s, for instance “My Girl’s Pussy” (1931).
These 2000-year old jokes about gay marriage, corrupt billionaires, celebrity sex scandals, and life in “the greatest city in the world” sound as if they were written yesterday. Yet every line of the script is academically sourced and cited, including what may be the single filthiest joke since 550 BC…
Adult language and themes. 18+.